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The season's upon us, it's that time of year
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Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer
C F G C
There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung
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There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
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There's bells and there's holly, the kids are gung-ho
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True love finds a kiss beneath fresh mistletoe
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Some families are messed up while others are fine
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If you think yours is crazy... well you should see mine
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My sisters are wackjobs, I wish I had none
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Their husbands are losers and so are their sons
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My nephew's a horrible wise little twit
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He once gave me a nice gift wrapped box full of shit
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He likes to pelt carolers with icy snowballs
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I'd like to take him out back and deck more than the halls
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With family like this I would have to confess
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I'd be better off lonely, distraught and depressed
F C
The season's upon us, it's that time of year
G C
Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer
F C
There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung
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There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
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They call this Christmas where I'm from
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My mom likes to cook push our buttons and prod
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My brother just brought home another big broad
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The eye rollin' whispers come loud from the kitchen
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I'd come home more often if they'd only quit bitchin'
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Dad on the other hand's a selfish old sod
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Drinks whiskey alone with my miserable dog
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Who won't run off fetch sure he couldn't care less
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He defiled my teddy bear and left me the mess
F C
The season's upon us, it's that time of year
G C
Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer
F C
There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung
G
There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
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They call this Christmas where I'm from
F G
The table's set, we raise a toast
Am C
The father, son, and the Holy Ghost
F C
I'm so glad this day only comes once a year
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You can keep your opinions, your presents, your happy new year
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They call this Christmas where I'm from
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They call this Christmas where I'm from