Key: B
Introduction: G C/G G C/G
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Dmadd9 - x2313x
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Em - 022000
B7-
G C C7+ Am
Oh, I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man
C C7+ Am
I mean like a god damn marching band
C C7+ Am
She says, like literally, music is the air she breathes
D7 Em
And the malaprops make me want to fucking scream
D7 Em
I wonder if she even knows what that word means
B7 Em
Well, it's literally not that
G C C7+ Am
Of the few main things I hate about her, one's her petty, vogue ideas
C C7+ Am
Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years
C C7+ Am
By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
D7 Em
And now every insufferable convo
D7 Em
Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
B7 Em
Of which she's in the middle
C/G D7 Am
Oh my God, I swear this never happens
C/G D7 Am
Lately, I can't stop the wheels from spinning
C/G Am
I feel so unconvincing
C/G Am D
When I fumble with your buttons
G C C7+ Am
She blames her excess on my influence but gladly Hoovers all my drugs
C C7+ Am
I found her naked with the best friend in the tub
C C7+ Am
We sang "Silent Night" in three parts which was fun
D7 Em
Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
D7 Em
I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
B7 Em
Why don't you move to the Delta?
C/G B7 C/G
I obliged later on when you begged me to choke ya