Chords
The Night Josh Tillman Came to our Apt.

Key: B

Introduction: G    C/G    G    C/G    

difficulty
intermediate |||||
C7+-  
Am-  
Dmadd9 - x2313x
D7-  
Em - 022000
B7-  
                                  G                                                                            C    C7+            Am  
Oh, I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man
                                        C                 C7+              Am  
I mean like a god damn marching band
                                                             C                         C7+         Am  
She says, like literally, music is the air she breathes
                                                  D7                                                 Em  
And the malaprops make me want to fucking scream
                                                D7                                                              Em  
I wonder if she even knows what that word means
                             B7                      Em  
Well, it's literally not that
                                                G                                                                                      C            C7+            Am  
Of the few main things I hate about her, one's her petty, vogue ideas
                                                                                     C                            C7+                      Am  
Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years
                                                                C                    C7+            Am  
By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
                          D7                                         Em  
And now every insufferable convo
                                        D7                                                 Em  
Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
                          B7                              Em  
Of which she's in the middle
  C/G         D7                                                            Am  
Oh my God, I swear this never happens
C/G            D7                                                                      Am  
Lately, I can't stop the wheels from spinning
        C/G                    Am  
I feel so unconvincing
                  C/G                         Am                            D  
When I fumble with your buttons
                                             G                                                                                      C            C7+            Am  
She blames her excess on my influence but gladly Hoovers all my drugs
                                                                             C                    C7+         Am  
I found her naked with the best friend in the tub
                                                                  C                    C7+            Am  
We sang "Silent Night" in three parts which was fun
                                                                D7                                              Em  
Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
                                                                  D7                                                    Em  
I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
                                        B7                         Em  
Why don't you move to the Delta?
             C/G                                                      B7                            C/G  
I obliged later on when you begged me to choke ya