Key: D
Introduction: D A G A
D A
Hey everybody, look at me!
G A
No, seriously, look at me.
D A
A perfect combo of brains and beauty.
G A
Couldn't need you people to notice me.
D A
People say I'm self-obsessed.
G A
You would be too, if you were the best.
D A
Don't act like you're not impressed.
G A D
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
Bm G A D
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, and also me!
Verse
D A
My opinion's more important than yours,
G A
Albeit self-serving and misinformed.
D A
I'm the only one who matters
G A
And looking like a carrot makes my face look fatter.
D A
I'll never win the lottery
G A
'Cause only ugly people win the lottery.
D A
You ever see those people on the TV?
G A
They might be rich, but they ain't me!
G A D
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
Bm G A D
Me, me , me, me, me, me, me, don't forget about me!
D A
Let's, for a moment, talk about you.
G A
Okay, time's up, enough about you!
G A D
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
Bm G A D
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, back to me!
Bridge
Bm G A
You might be thinking, "What about Trevor and Mike?"
Bm G A
They're all right, I guess. They're no myself and I.
Bm G A
With all due respect to my two lucky peers,
Bm G A
It's time to concentrate on my solo career.
G A D
It features me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
Bm G A D
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Everybody!
G A D Bm
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
(back to me again!)
G A G A
Me, me, me, me....., me, me, me, me.....
G A D G DA
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!