Key: B
Introduction:
Bb F Bb F
Pity the poor man, pity the sad man
Bb F Bb F
Pity the green man, who couldn't afford to orgy
Bb F Bb F
Pity the policeman, pity the snowman
Bb F Bb F G C G C A D A D
Pity the woman, who couldn't afford to orgy
Good for the postman, good for the con man