Key: Cm
Introduction: Cm Cº Cm/G G A# Cm/G Fm G/D G/B Cm/D# Cº/D# Cm/D#
Cm/D#
Someone's right outside right now,
just standing round my flowers
Cº/D#
They're staring through our window
like they mighta been for hours
Cm/D#
Relax! Stay calm! You got this, Mom,
this ain't no time to cower
G/D
Go on, now, baby bunny!
Hide your hide inside the shower
Cm/D#
Mama, read the story!
That's exactly where he's headin'!
Cº/D#
"First he checks the bathtub,
then he'll search beneath the beddin'."
F#/C
"He'll cast about the cabinets-"
and cooler, too, I'm bettin'!
G/D
What's that tapping on the window?
Oh, that's right, I keep forgettin'.
Cm/D#
Beware The Man from the Window!
Cº/D#
The Man from the Window!
Cm/D# G/D
The Man from the Window's come for you
Cm/D#
Beware the Man from the Window!
Cº/D#
The Man from the Window!
Fm/C
And once he gets inside, you'd better hide,
Fm/C G/D
Well, that's what I would try to do
Cm/D#
Of all the people at the peephole,
that's a creep, I'd like to stop it.
Cº/D#
Poppet, please go get my keys
so we can bolt the door and lock it!
Cm/D#
Let's go tow the sofa over
so the whole darn thing will block it
Fm/C
Hey, honey, hold these keys-
Fm/C G/B
But Mama, I ain't got a pocket
Cm/D#
Junior, honey, hurry!
Hunker down below the table!
Cº/D#
Let's leave The Man a snack,
a custard cream or maybe maple
Cm/D#
I'd try to hide beside you,
but I'm wider than is able-
G/D#
Now it sounds like someone's coming
Cm
but the door's not very stable...
Fm/C
Hold your breath! Say your prayers!
Cm
The man from the window is almost there!
Cm/G Fm/C
Beads of sweat! Dripping tears
G/D
Well, don't look now, but the Man is here!
Cm/D#
Beware The Man from the Window!
Cº/D#
The Man from the Window!
Cm/D# G/D
The Man from the Window's coming through
Cm/D#
Beware The Man from the Window!
Cº/D#
The Man from the Window!
Fm/C
He's here to hunt you down without a sound,
Fm/C G/D Cm/D#
and if you're found, he's bound to take you!
Cº/D#
Cm/D#
Hiding in our home alone's
our only real protection...
Cº/D#
Listen well and hide yourself
but follow my directions!
Cm/D#
The timing's near precise,
but if we plan it to perfection,
Fm/C
we'll be certain to survive
G/B
if we avoid The Man's detection
Cm/D#
He's a freaky, sneaky creeper,
peepin' round my laundry pile
Cº/D#
with those wide, gigantic eyes
behind that horrifying smile
Cm/D#
I don't know how long he'll be here,
but he's been here for a while
G/D
and I will pry that feller's eyes out
if he tries to hurt my child!
Cm/D#
Sure, he's bigger, faster, meaner,
tad bit taller, slightly leaner,
Cº/D#
could be keener, prob'ly cleaner...
He ain't seen this queen's demeanor!
Fm/C
I won't see some SOB here
be a bunny-hunting schemer!
G/D
Mama B here gonna knee him
in the weiner!
Cm/D#
Beware, The Man from the Window!
Cº/D#
The Man from the Window?
Cm/D# G/D
The Man from the Window's black and blue!
Cm/D#
Beware, The Man from the Window!
Cº/D#
The Man from the Window?
Fm/C
And if we had to guess, he's learned his lesson:
G/D Cm/D#
Never, ever mess with you!
Cm/D# Cº/D#
Oh, shoot..
N.C.