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The History of Everythig

Key: G

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
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The Earth began to cool,
          G                         D                    Em  
The autotrophs began to drool,
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Neanderthals developed tools,
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We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
C                                    D                    G                      D         Em  
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
             C                            D                              G  
That all started with the big bang!
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"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
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As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
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A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
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The bipeds stood up straight,
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The dinosaurs all met their fate,
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They tried to leap but they were late
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And they all died (they froze their asses off)
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The oceans and pangea
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See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
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Set in motion by the same big bang!
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It all started with the big BANG!
D                 G                                 Em                                 A  
It's expanding ever outward but one day
D                    G                                              Em                              A  
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
A                         D                                                              Em                                      A  
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
A                              D                                         Em                                              A                         C  
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
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                C    D    G    D    C    G  
C                    D                                 G                            D                              Em  
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
C                                              D                                                      G                            D                      Em  
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
C                            D                         G                    D            Em  
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
        C                            D                    G  
It all started with the big bang!
  C                    D                         G                    D         Em  
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
        C                            D                    G  
It all started with the big bang!
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It all started with the big BANG!

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