Key: B
Introduction: A# A# Dm Am D7 D7 G7 G7* B G#m B E B G#m A#7M A#7M
A# Dm
The Dutchman was dressed to impress
Am D7 G7
Walking through streets that were laid with distress
B G#m B E
(Aaaaa) by the barstool, patiently sat
B G#m A#7M
(Aaaaa) little collie stares back
A# Dm
Two wrongs do not make a right
Am D7 G7
Though there are times when it feels they just might
B
Aaaaaa
G#m
Aaaaaa
B
Aaaaaa
E
Aaaaaa
B
Aaaaaa
G#m
Aaaaaa
A#7M
Aaaaaa
A# Dm
I don't know my right from my left
Am D7 G7
I do not know where the next sun will set
B G#m B E
(Aaaaa) by the barstool, patiently sat
B G#m A#7M
(Aaaaa) little collie stares back