Key: D
Introduction:
D G
He was eating Twinkies as he drove along the highway
D A
Listening to Merle Haggard and his band
D G
He didn't see the semi as he came around the corner
D A D
And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
G D
Oh yes, he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
D A
He scattered cream filled cupcakes 'cross the land
D
One of life's great big no-no's,
G
He was reaching for his Ho-Ho's
D A D
And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
D G
He was a country singer who was eatin' Zingers
D A
As he sang with a red-hot country band
D G
The band was really smokin' 'til the singer started chokin'
D A D
And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
G D
Yes he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
D A
That last song he sang was really grand
D G
He thought he was the mostest 'til he bit that big fat Hostess
D A D
And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!
G D
Yes, he died with his Ding-Dong in his hand
D A
He scattered cream-filled cupcakes 'cross the land
D G
Well, I hope and I pray that when I reach that fateful day,
D A
I will die with a great big humongous Ding-Dong&hellip or a severely large
N.C
D
the shelf at the local stop & rob for about three years&hellip in my hand