Key: C
Introduction:
C
Now I stutter, now I dribble
Em
Other than that, I'm lots like I was then
F G C
The decline and fall of me
I just shaved my nose off, oh well
F Am
If I had a hammer I would drop it and break it
G
Look at the pieces
F Am
Now I've got a hobby, I collect frozen pizzas
G
Check out my pizzas
Now your jokes seem really funny
C G
Where's my mouth, man, this eating is rough on the shirts
C G
Gee, I'm sorry about the thermometer, nurse
C G
Would you tell me again, which are girls, which are guys
C G
Gee, I thought that this finger meant so long, goodbye
Chart position, bubbling under, drowning