Key: G
Introduction: C G D
D C
Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars
G D
The problem is I can't afford em
D C
But last year I went and got myself a whole box
G D
Just to be safe I insured em
A G D
I took out a policy against fire and theft
A G D
Then I hurried on home
A G D D/F# G
With a 50 cent lighter I sat on my back steps
C G D
And I smoked em one by one
Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man
C G
Yeah I smoke em one by one