Key: D
Introduction: Bm G A Bm G A Bm
Bm G
I was heading for my mountain home
A Bm
Where all the latest names are Jones
Bm G
Where husband works back late at night
A
His hopes are up for trousers down
Bm
With a hostess on a business flight
Bm G
Taxi in a Mercedes drive
A Bm
I hope that driver's coming out alive
Bm
The garden it is Dorsettive
G
That lady she's so corsetive
A
She's got fifteen ways
Bm
To lead that boy astray
Bm
He thinks he's one and only
G
But that lovely, she's so lonely
A
She pumps him full of breakfast
Bm
And she sends him on his way
Bm
What a sing-song dance
A
What a performance
G
What a cheap tent show
F# A
Oh no, no, no, no, no then
Bm
The boys light up
G
The boys light up
A
The boys light up
Bm
The boys light up, light up, light up
Bm G A Bm)
Bm G
Excitedly she opens the drawer
A
Mother's littles helper
Bm
Is coming out for more
Bm
Strategically positioned
G
Before the midday show
A
The back is arched
Those lips are parched
Bm
Repeated blow by blow
Bm G
Later, at the party, all the MPs rave
A
'Bout the hummers she's been giving
Bm
And the money that they save
Bm
To her it is skin lotion
G
In promotion to
A
That flat in Surfer's Paradise
Bm
With the ocean view
Bm
What a sing-song dance
A
What a performance
G
What a cheap tent show
F# A
Oh no, no, no, no, no,... then...
Bm
The boys light up
G
The boys light up
A
The boys light up
Bm
The boys light up, light up, light up
Bm G A Bm)
Bm
The boys light up
G
The boys light up
A
The boys light up
Bm
The boys light up, light up, light up