Key: G
Introduction:
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The book of love is long and boring
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No one can lift the damn thing
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It's full of charts and facts and figures
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And instructions for dancing but
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I...
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I love it when you read to me and
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You...
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You can read me anything
(Continue this pattern for the rest of the song)