Chords
The Assumption Song

Key: C

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
 C                                                     G 
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock,
       Am                                                         F 
he sat in the meadow, just shaking his
 C                                                 G 
fist at the boys who were down by the crick,
             Am                                           F 
their feet in the water, their hands on their
 C                                                   G 
marbles and playthings and hand half-past four,
 Am                                                   F 
there came a young lady, she looked like a
 C                                                 G 
pretty young creature she sat on the grass,
 Am                                                           F 
she pulled up her dress, and she showed them her
 C                                         G 
ruffles and laces and fluffy white duck,
 Am                                                   F 
she said she was learning a new way to
 C                                                 G 
bring up her children, so they would not spit
 Am                                                                   F 
while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
 C                                             G 
refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
 Am                                                             F 
while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
 C                                   G 
eye at the fellow, down by the dock
 Am                                                   F 
he looked like a man with a sizable
 C                                                     G 
home in the country, with a big fence out front
 Am                                                           F 
if he asked her politely, she'd show him her
 C                                             G 
little pet dog, who was subject to fits
 Am                                                     F 
and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
 C                                                   G 
small, tender hands with a movement so quick
 Am                                                     F 
and then she'd bend over and suck on his
 C                                       G 
candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
 Am                                                                   F 
and then he'd spread whip cream all over her
 C                                                 G 
cookies that she had left out on her shelf
 Am 
if you think this is dirty