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Introduction: E G#7 C#m A F# B E B7
E G#7
She's the woman of the year
C#m A
Independent, a career
E C#m7 B B7
There's not a thing that she couldn't do
E G#7
Oh, she's alert, she's aware
C#m A
She's got legs like Astaire
F# F#7 B B7
And a hundred-fifty-seven IQ
E G#7
She has several Ph.D.s
C#m A
Speaks fluent Japanese
E E7 F#m7
And her shoes will always match with her purse
A A7
Whatever street she's walkin' down
E C#m7 F#
Everybody turns around And says...
B
HellO-O, NURSE!!!
E G#7
She likes cheese and pepperoni
C#m A
Won a Pulitzer and a Tony
E C#m7 B B7
She played the leading role in King Lear
E G#7
She never drinks, she never smokes
C#m A
She never laughs at dirty jokes
F# F#7 B B7
She was ambassador to China last year
E G#7
Oh, she's politically correct
C#m A
She'd never call collect
E E7 F#m7
She plays Chopin and she doesn't rehearse
A A7
And when she's walkin' by
E C#m7 F#
I give a little sigh And say...
B E E7
HellO-O, NURSE!!!
A
She gets her math equations right
A7
She reads Tolstoy every night
E E7
She won the Nobel Prize in physics. It's true
A
She drives a shiny new Corvette
A7
Sings opera at the Met
F# F#7 B C
And volunteers her time at the zoo
F A7
She won a scholarship to Yale
Dm Bb
Got her Fulbright in the mail
F F7 Gm7
And took a two-year junior college degree
Bb Bb7
She's manna sent from heaven!
F Dm7
Too bad I'm only seven 'Cause,
G C F A7 Dm Bb
Hello Nurse, I wish you'd take care of me!
Bb
If she's not everything that I've said
Bbm
Then may lightning strike me dead!
F A7 Dm Bb G
C F Bb F7
HellO-O, NURSE!!!