Chords
The Altar Boy And The Thief

Key: D

Introduction:

           Dm7                                         G7 
At night in the safety of shadows and numbers
 Dm7                                               G7 
Seeking some turf on which nothing encumbers
         Dm7                                     G7 
The buying and selling of casual looks
 Dm7                                               G7 
Stuff that gets printed in x-rated books
           Am                                                           G 
Your mother might have tried to understand
                             Am                                                 G 
When you were hardly your daddy's little man
                 F7M                               G 
And you gave up saluting the chief
         G7(4)                       C           Dm/C                 C 
To find yourself some relief
 Dm7                                                 G7 
Finely plucked eyebrows and skin of satin
 Dm7                                     G7 
Smiling seductive and endlessly Latin
     Dm7                     G7 
Olympic body on dancing feet
 Am                                         G 
Perfume thickening the air like heat
     Am                                               G 
A transient star of gay bar fame
         Am                                                         G 
You quit your job and changed your name
                       F7M                     G 
And you're nearly beyond belief
         G7(4)                       C           Dm/C                 C 
As you hunt down a little relief
         Dm7                                             G7 
The seven foot black with the emerald ring
 Dm7                                           G7 
Broke up a fight without saying a thing
               Dm7                                         G7 
As the cops cruised by wanting one more chance
       Am                                           G 
To send Jimmy Baldwin back over to France
             Am                                           G 
And a trucker with kids and a wife
       Am                                                 G 
Prefers to spend half of his life
       F7M                       G 
In early Bohemian motif
                 G7(4)                           C           Dm/C             C 
Playing pool and getting relief
       Dm7                                 G7 
My favorite couple was looking so fine
 Dm7                                     G7 
Dancing in rhythm and laughing in rhyme
               Dm7                                           G7 
In the light of the jukebox all yellow and blue
 Am                                       G 
Holding each other as young lovers do
       Am                                       G 
To me they will always remain
       Am                                       G 
Unshamed, untamed, and unblamed
         F7M                         G 
The altar boy and the thief
 G7(4)                                     C           Dm/C       C 
Grabbing themselves some relief
         Am                               G 
The altar boy and the thief
 G7(4)                           C         G7     C 
Catching a little relief