Key: Eb
Introduction:
Bb7
I think Wednesday and I should have a little chat (Oh).
Ab Abm
With my wife to my left and my daughter to my right
Eb/G C4 C
any thought of my escaping must be scrapped
Fm Db7
I could choose, sing the blue
Bb7
but no matter what I do's
Eb B7 Eb
I'm trapped, trapped, trapped
E B
Like a boat in a lock or a cukoo in a clock I'm trapped
B7 E
Like a corpse in the ground or like theatre in the round I'm trapped
A Am E/G# C#7
I could cry, I could lie I could simply up and die
F#m D7 F#m D7 B7
But I fear the dice I've rolled have finally crapped!
E
Should I beg?
C
Should I rage?
N.C.
Am D7
How can I keep a secret from the woman I adore?
G C
The bitter breeze that keeps me here and coming back for more!
F#m7(b5) B7
She stokes the Addams fire she harbors each desire
Em E7/G# E7
I'd never tell her lies but when my daughter cries
Am D7
How can I be expected then to turn the other cheek?
G C
Should I not be her hero 'stead of sniviling and weak?
F#m7(b5) B7
I'll pick the route that's true tell me what I must do!
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F C7
Sould I gripe? Should I groan? Would I rather pass a stone? Trapped
C7 C7M F
Wife gone wild, Crazy child Little me unreconciled I'm trapped
Cm7(b5) D7(4) D7
If I'm wrong, I'll be strong and we'll try to get along
Gm Bbm6
Or I'll fail, have to bail show my coffin to the nail
F F/E Am7(b5) D
if I napped, if I snapped maybe dinner would be scrapped!
Then I wouldn't be-
Gm7
Trapped!
C7
Trapped!
F
Trapped!