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Thats Your Cousin

Key: D

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I'm from a little country town where the sky is blue
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Friday nights around here ain't a whole lot to do
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So I went and called up sweet Becky Lou
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Said, " How'd you like to go for a drive?"
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I took her in my truck to the railroad tracks
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Lit a cozy fire for a little romance
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I sang her a song and she reached for my hand
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When daddy busted outta the woods, he said
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Stop it right there, hands in the air
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We think there's somethin' you kids ought to know
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Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin' the sticks
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Tryin' to find you and dang that was close
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Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed
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But she's the daughter of an uncle re- lated to you
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You might not wanna go swimmin' in the same gene pool
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Don't be touchin', tha's your cousin
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I turned a- round to look at Becky and she looked at me
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We broke the law of attraction almost instantly
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Her pretty brown hair went to ugly and green
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And she gave me my coat back
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So we packed it in but the night was young
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She said, "If you don't mind, I'd still like to have fun
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There's a show called 'Deliverance' on re-run
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Down at the cinema"
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Stop it right there, hands in the air
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We think there's somethin' you kids ought to know
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Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin' the sticks
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Tryin' to find you and dang that was close
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Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed
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But she's the daughter of an uncle re- lated to you
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You might not wanna go swimmin' in the same gene pool
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Don't be touchin', tha's your cousin

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Stop it right there, hands in the air
                                   A                                                     D 
We think there's somethin' you kids ought to know
                                                                                               G 
Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin' the sticks
                     A                                                   A/E 
Tryin' to find you and dang that was close
         D                                                         G 
Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed
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But she's the daughter of an uncle re- lated to you
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We need a little seperation in the our gene pool
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Don't be touchin', tha's your cousin
Outro
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Well, I ran into Becky just the other day
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At the new online inter- net cafĂ©
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She was lookin' for a man from the Ukraine --- on e- Harmony