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Thank God For Girls

Key: C

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
         Am                                     G                                           D 
The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair
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Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip
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In the woods with your bros that you've known since second grade
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And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon
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To employ your testosterone
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In a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
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  And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scrapes
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And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments
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And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and when you come home
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She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes
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And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth
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And that's why you
             Am  G       D       F 
Thank God for girls
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Holla Jesu Christe
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From Tennessee to LA
             Am  G       D       F 
Thank God for girls
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On your reckoning day
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You better bow down and pray
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She's so big
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She's so strong
                 Am     G                       D                   F 
She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
             Am  G       D       F 
Thank God for girls
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Thank God for girls
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Thank God for girls
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  I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mine
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  I think about her all the day and all the night it's enough to know that she's a-live
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She says I give her sweaty palms she almost had a heart attack
 D                                                           F 
  The truth is that I'm just as scared I don't know how to act
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  I wish that I could get to know her better
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But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter
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  I carved her name into all the trees
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  Sang a song down on one knee
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  Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was 14
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  I'm levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
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I'm like an Indian Fakir tryna' meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down
             Am  G       D       F 
Thank God for girls
             Am               G 
Holla Jesu Christe
                       D             F 
From Tennessee to LA
             Am  G       D       F 
Thank God for girls
                 Am               G 
On your reckoning day
                       D                       F 
You better bow down and pray
                   Am     G 
She's so big
                     D     F 
She's so strong
                 Am     G                       D                   F 
She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
             Am  G       D       F 
Thank God for girls
                             Am           G 
Thank God for girls
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Thank God for girls
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God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge machine
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Mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting
             Am                                 G                             D 
While Adam was like "WOO-HOO that really hurts"
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Going off into the tundra, so pissed at God
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And he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey eggs
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Messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the echinacea
 F                           Am                                         G 
  Until God said, "Imma smite you with loneliness
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And break your heart in two"
           Am                       G             D                             F         Am                         G 
  And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair, falling on his knees
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  Looked to the sky and said
  "Thank God"