Chords
Texas Underground

Key: C

Introduction: C/G    

difficulty
intermediate |||||
                                        G7  
Had me a crazy dream
I met the Devil in broad daylight
                                                     C/G  
Just outta Abilene
He took me down a hole where the lost souls go
                                                                             F  
Looked around and what did I see?
                                                        C                 A7  
But millionaires and prickly pears
D7                                    G                 C      G  
This is what he said to me
C                         G7         F         C  
Welcome to Texas underground
                        G7                 F                      C  
We got a barbecue all year 'round
                                        C/B                      Am              F  
Smoking little band with a country sound
D7                                                            G  
We like to have a little fun
          C                      G7                                 F                            C  
So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat
                                G7                      F                              C  
Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that
                                        C/B                      Am              F  
Dance with the lady in the Stetson hat
G  
Welcome to Texas, son
                C/G  
Well, he took me over to Hell's rodeo
                                                                G7  
Hopping in his hob-nail boots
A hundred and nine cowpunchers in a line
                                                                          C/G  
Widow-makers waiting in the chutes
The rodeo clown had a scorpion's tail
                                                          F  
Appeared in a puff of smoke
                                                  C                              A7  
Armadillo ears and horns like a steer
D7                              G                    C              G  
These are the words he spoke
C                         G7         F         C  
Welcome to Texas underground
                        G7                 F                    C  
We got a barbecue all year 'round
                                        C/B                      Am              F  
Smoking little band with a country sound
D7                                                                 G  
Mister, they're the real McCoy
          C                      G7                                 F                            C  
So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat
                                G7                      F                              C  
Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that
                                        C/B                      Am              F  
Dance with the lady in the Stetson hat
G  
Welcome to Texas, boy
                                     C/G         G7         C/G         F      C      A7    D7    G    C    G  
C/G  
In a little while they opened up the gate
                                                                          G7  
And who do you think walked in?
It was the prettiest lady that I ever did see
                                                          C/G  
Wearing nothing but a grin
They gave her a vest and a red satin dress
                                                                     F  
Matching boots and silver spurs
                                                          C                                         A7  
She walked by and she looked me in the eye
D7                                 G                 C         G  
This is what I said to her
C                         G7         F         C  
Welcome to Texas underground
                        G7                 F                    C  
We got a barbecue all year 'round
                                        C/B                      Am              F  
Smoking little band with a country sound
D7                                                      G  
Ready for an all night jam
          C                      G7                                 F                            C  
So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat
                                G7                      F                              C  
Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that
                                        C/B                            Am              F  
Dance with the feller in the Stetson hat
G  
Welcome to Texas, ma'am
C/G  
Down come a shipment of used-car salesmen
                                                     G7  
Smiling like rattle snakes
Every politician in the whole damn country
                                                                        C/G  
Claiming there was some mistake
Lawyers and thieves and state police
                                                        F  
And gentlemen of the press
                                                  C                      A7  
Cons and flunkies, slackers, junkies
D7                              G      C      G  
Agents of the I.R.S.
C                         G7         F         C  
Welcome to Texas underground
                        G7                 F                    C  
We got a barbecue all year 'round
                          C/B            Am                 F  
Plenty of country singers around
D7                                                              G  
Bound to have ourselves a ball
          C                      G7                                 F                            C  
So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat
                                G7                      F                              C  
Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that
                                        C/B                    Am              F  
Dance with the Devil in a Stetson hat
G  
Welcome to Texas, y'all
             C                                    C/B                    Am              F  
Hey, dance with the Devil in a Stetson hat
D7                      G                                 C  
Welcome to Texas, y'all