Chords
Telegraph Line

Key: G

Introduction:

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There's a telegram for you, ma'am
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And the message is clear
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It says there's something bugging you
And buzzing in your ear
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The results can be quite itchy
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So what is your reply?
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Tell your arm to swat that fly!
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Hey, there's a telegraph line
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You got yours and I got mine
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It's called the nervous system
 F                         G 
And everybody understands
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Those telegram commands
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And you know that everybody better listen!
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The central nervous system
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Is the brain and the spine
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The brain controls the system
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And the spine is the line
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Telegrams come in
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To tell what's happening to you
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Then telegrams go out
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To tell your body what to do
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There's a telegram for you, sir
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Better read it on the spot
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It says your hand is near a stove
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That's very, very hot
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The results can be quite painful
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And there's no time to think
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Quick, pull that hand away, and get it to the sink!
 F 
There's a telegraph line
                 C 
You got yours and I got mine
 F                             G               C 
It's called the nervous system
 F                         G 
And everybody understands
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Those telegram commands
         F                                   G                     C 
And you know that everybody better listen!
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Your peripheral nerves
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They go all out
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Delivering those messages
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Your senses send out
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From your hearing and touch
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To your sight and taste and smell
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They let your brain react
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To all the messages they tell
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There's a telegram for you, kid
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And it's at an awful time
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It says you've got to go on stage
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And you forgot your lines
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You're going to be embarrassed
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Because this telegram's a rush
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Your heart starts beating faster and you blush!
           F                                     G 
Hey, there's a telegraph line
                 C 
You got yours and I got mine
 F                             G             C 
It's called the nervous system
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And everybody understands
             Am             F#º 
Those telegram commands
         F                                   G                     C 
And you know that everybody better listen!
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The autonomic system
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Has a hold of you
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Controlling automatically
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Some things that you do
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Your breathing and your heartbeat
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Just go on naturally
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And when you're scared, your nerves rev up the speed!
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           F                                     G 
Hey, there's a telegraph line
                 C 
You got yours and I got mine
 F                             G             C 
It's called the nervous system
         F                 G 
And everybody understands
 E7                         Am 
Those telegram commands
 F                                           G                     C 
And you know that everybody better listen!
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Dit dittle dit dit!