Key: F
Introduction:
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It might seem crazy, wearing stripes with plaid
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I Instagram every meal I've had
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All my used liquor bottles are on display
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We can go to see a show, but I'll make you pay
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(Because I'm tacky)
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Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
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(Because I'm tacky)
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Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs
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(Because I'm tacky)
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Never let you forget some favor I did for you
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(Because I'm tacky)
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If you're okay with that, you might just be tacky, too
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I meet some chick, ask her this and that (Yeah)
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Like, "Are you pregnant, girl, or just really fat?" (What?) (Yeah)
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Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly (Yeah)
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That's what Kanye West keeps telling me, here's why
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(Because I'm tacky)
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Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants
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(Because I'm tacky)
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Got my new resume&mdash it's printed in Comic Sans
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(Because I'm tacky)
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Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
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(Because I'm tacky)
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If you think that's just fine, then you're probably tacky, too
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Hey, come on, ah
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Bring me shame, can't nothing (Tacky)
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Bring me shame, can never know why (Tacky)
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Bring me shame, can't nothing (Tacky)
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Bring me shame, I said (Tacky)
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Bring me shame, can't nothing (Tacky)
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Bring me shame, it's pointless to try (Tacky)
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Bring me shame, can't nothing (Tacky)
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Bring me shame, I said (Tacky)
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(Because I'm tacky)
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Fourty-three bumper stickers and a "YO-LO" license plate
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(Because I'm tacky)
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Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
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(Because I'm tacky)
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Practice my twerking moves in line at the D-M-V
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(Because I'm tacky)
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Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints, hey, it said they're free
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(Because I'm tacky)
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I get drunk at the bank and take off my shirt, at least
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(Because I'm tacky)
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I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
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(Because I'm tacky)
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If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you
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(Because I'm tacky)
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If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too
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Hey, come on!