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Sweet Revenge

Key: G

Introduction:

             G 
I got kicked off Noah's Ark
                     C                                 G 
I turn my cheek to unkind remarks
                                                                               D 
there was two of everything but one of me
                           G 
and when the rains came tumbling down
                     C                                         G 
I held my breath and I stood my ground
                                                       D                           C  G 
and I watched that ship go sailing out to sea.
                 C 
Take it back, take it back
       G 
oh no you can't say that
                                                                           D 
all of my friends are not dead or in jail
                 G 
through rock and through stone
                     C                   G 
the black wind still moans
                                             D                         C   G 
sweet revenge sweet revenge without fail.
                         G 
I caught an aisle seat on a plane
                           C                                           G 
and drove an English teacher half insane
                                                                                                 D 
making up jokes about bicycle spokes and red balloons
           G 
so I called up my local deejay
               C                                       G 
and he didn't have a lot to say
                                                     D                                   C     G 
but the radio has learned all of my favorite tunes.
(Repeat Chorus)
         G 
The white meat is on the run
                 C                                       G 
and the dark meat is far too done
                                                                           D 
and the milkman left me a note yesterday
         G 
get out of this town by noon
               C                                 G 
you're coming on way too soon
                                                     D                         C  G 
and besides that we never liked you any way.
(Repeat Chorus)
             G                         D                             C   G 
Sweet revenge sweet revenge will prevail.
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