Key: C
Introduction:
Am
Even though Jeff was worried
F
They weren't in a hurry
C G
They planned a lovely honeymoon
Am
Sue had a brand new Chevy
F
Conservative, in good taste
C G
Only 30 payments due
Am
They had outstanding tickets
F
They had no car insurance
C G
But they had lots of things to do
Am
They were getting organised
F
They had their plans all finalised
C G
The date was set for Saturday
C Am
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
Dm A7 G
They're going for a blood test
Am
What if I don't pass my blood test?
F
What about our marriage licence?
C G
What if I can't be deprogrammed?
Am
Don't act like it's your last chance
F
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.
C G
It's not like Gordon Avenue
C Am
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
Dm A7 G
They're going for a blood test
C
Jeffrey said "Let's wait"
Am
Sue took her foot off of the brake
Dm A7 G
He drove into a wall
Bm
Don't get excited, now don't shout!
G
I'll scratch your eyes out
D A
Now we can't have our honeymoon!"
Bm
Don't touch she's my fiance!
G
Say, but I like the way you play
D A
An autograph from Orson Welles
Bm
I'm a fan, here's my record
G
It's one we can't get programmed
D A
We want to give to all of you
Bm
They had a little argument
G
Sue took her foot off of the brake
D A
He drove the car into a wall
Bm
They had a little argument
G
Sue took her foot off of the brake
D A
He drove the car into a wall
Bm
They had a disagreement
G
Sue took her foot off of the brake
D A
He drove the car into a wall