Key: E
Introduction:
BE
E B E B E
Well I wish I had my picture on the Rolling Stone today
B E B E
I wish that the Enquirer spread a rumor I was gay
B E B E
Well I wish I had some buddies some movie stars and such
B E B E B E
Cause I probably wouldn't worry about the two of us as much
E F# B G#m
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
E F# E F# B E B E
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
B E B E
Well I wish I had a super model so skinny and so wild
B E
And a waitress in Nevada
B E
Says she's carrying my child
B E
I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard,
B E
My hair blowin' in the wind
B E B E BE
And I'd stop at fancy restaurants they would let me in
they'd finally let me in
F# B G#m
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
E F# E F# B E B E
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
SOLO
E B E B E
Well I wish I had my picture on the Rolling Stone today
with the Roilling Sones today
E
And I wish the Enquirer spread a rumor that I was gay
B E B E
I wish I knew a movie star someone like Charlie Sheen
B E
Cause if he'd hang out with Kato
Kato Kaelin
B E B E
Well I guess he'd hang out with me
F# B G#m
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
rogaine
E F# E F# B E B E B
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
>From "Austin Country Night"