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Straight Down The Middle

Key: D

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
 D 
Fore!
Verse One
 D                                                                       C 
Straight down the middle it went straight down the middle
 A                                                             Ab                                             A                                     D 
Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit that's when my caddie lost sight of it
 F                                                           Gb                                           G 
That little white pellet has never been found to this day
 D                                                                                             C 
But it went straight down the middle like they say
Verse Two
 D                                                               C 
Whack down the fairway it went smack down the fairway
 A                                                                     Ab                                           A                                       D 
Then it started to slice just a smidge offline it headed for two then it bounced off nine
 F                                                                   Gb                                           G 
My caddie said as long as you're still in the state you're OK
 D                                                                                         C 
Yes it went straight down the middle quite a way
Verse Three
 F                                                                                       Ab 
The sun was never brighter the greens were never greener
 D                                   Ab 
And I was never keener to play
 D                                                                                 C 
I heard it ping down the middle it went zing down the middle
 A                                                           Ab                                                       A                           D 
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom there's always the lies in the locker room
 F                                                     Gb                                       G 
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
 D                                                                           C 
That it went straight down the middle today
Short break
 D  C 
Verse Four
 A                                                           Ab                   A                                                                                             D 
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom though they charge it for listening in the locker room
 F                                                     Gb                                       G 
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
 D                                                                                                 Ab                     A 
That it went straight down the middle where it wound up is a riddle
 D                                                                           C                    G  C 
But it went straight down the middle far awsy