Key: G
Introduction:
D A Bm G
I saw you in your tight ass rocker pants
D A
You saw me too, I laughed
Bm G
Cause I was completely trashed
D A
And I watched your ugly girlfriend
Bm G
Snear across the room
D A Bm G
As if I really care that she's here with you
Bm
All I know is,
You're my object of affection
G
My drug of choice
My sick obsession (Oh)
D A Bm G
Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?)
D A
I'm sitting here, waiting
Bm G
Why won't you call me?
D A Bm G
Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic
D A
I can't take rejection
Bm G
Why won't you call me?
D A Bm G
I've got guys waiting in the line
D A Bm G
For me to play my evil girly games with all their minds
D A Bm G
(Just watch me) I got it down to a simple art
D A
Just bat my eyes like this
Bm G
And there's a broken heart
Bm
But somehow, you've turned the tables
What the hell?
G
I can charm the pants off anyone else (But you)
D A Bm G
Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?)
D A
I'm sitting here, waiting
Bm G
Why won't you call me?
D A Bm G
Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic
D A
I can't take rejection
Bm G
Why won't you call me?
Bm G
Stephen, I'm thinking that, maybe,
D
You might think I'm crazy
A
Is that why you won't call me?
Bm G
Steve, don't you think I'm pretty?
D
Do you not love me?
A
Is that why you won't call me?
Bm
You're my object of affection
G
My drug of choice
My sick obsession
D
I want to keep you as my pet
A G
To play with and hide under my bed
Forever
D A Bm G
Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?)
D A
I'm sitting here, waiting
Bm G
Why won't you call me?
D A Bm G
Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic
D A
I can't take rejection
Bm G
Why won't you call me?
D A
Stephen, stephen
Bm G
(Call me) I'll knit you a sweater
D A
(Stephan)
Bm G
I wanna wrap you up in my love
D A Gm G
(Stephen) Forever, I'll never let you go
D A Gm G
Stephen, I'll never let go
D A Bm G
Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?)
D A
I'm sitting here, waiting
Bm G
Why won't you call me?
D A Bm G
Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic
D A
I can't take rejection
Bm G
Why won't you call me?