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Introduction:
G
We broke up it was messy
D
And I&rsquo m so embarrassed
G
Let it get the best of me
D F#m
I wasn&rsquo t thinking clearly
G
Now I&rsquo ll be the bigger person
D
And I won&rsquo t lash out even though I&rsquo m really hurt
G D F#m
Another lesson learned I&rsquo m moving on
G
I won&rsquo t call you in the middle of the night
D
Won&rsquo t show up to your house without an invite
G
I won&rsquo t beg you for a second chance
D
Cause I&rsquo ve got a man now with a good health plan
G
I&rsquo m gonna steal your dad
D
Be the best he ever had
G
Send your mom home crying cause he couldn&rsquo t keep his promise
D F#m
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
G
Oh I know we have a past
D F#m
Maybe we should start from scratch
G
Cause I&rsquo m with him now but it could&rsquo ve been us
D F#m
If you never did me wrong
G
I wouldn&rsquo t be your step mom
G
Told your dad I want a studio
D
And your bedroom is looking comfortable
G D F#m
And I&rsquo m looking to take more from you
G
I&rsquo m in it for the long haul
D
And I&rsquo ll admit it&rsquo s a bit unconventional
G D F#m
Some may say it&rsquo s borderline insane
G
Please don&rsquo t call me in the middle of the night
D
Son&rsquo t show up to my house without an invite
G
Me and your father have been talking
D
And we think it&rsquo s time that you get off our phone plan
G
I&rsquo m gonna steal your dad
D
Be the best he ever had
G
Send your mom home crying cause he couldn&rsquo t keep his promise
D F#m
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
G
Oh I know we have a past
D F#m
Maybe we should start from scratch
G
Cause I&rsquo m with him now but it could&rsquo ve been us
D F#m
If you never did me wrong
G
I wouldn&rsquo t be your step mom
G
Is this how you saw my wedding?
D F#m
As another guest attending
G
I don&rsquo t wanna see you objecting
D F#m
When you&rsquo re the one who fucked our ending
G
Is this how you saw my wedding?
D F#m
As another guest attending
G
I don&rsquo t wanna see you objecting
D F#m
When you&rsquo re the one who fucked our ending
G
I&rsquo m gonna steal your dad
D
Be the best he ever had
G
Send your mom home crying cause he couldn&rsquo t keep his promise
D F#m
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
G
Oh I know we have a past
D F#m
Maybe we should start from scratch
G
Cause I&rsquo m with him now but it could&rsquo ve been us
D F#m
If you never did me wrong
G
I wouldn&rsquo t be your step mom