Key: C
Introduction:
E
Stagecoach lady hourglass body
C#5
Makin' things glow in the night
E
Well she would if she could
And she'd be good if she would
C#5
Only be a lover she'd be out tonight
D#5 C#5 D#5
'Cause I'm a bad a lonely school-boy and I'm a rat
And it's too bad can't get me none a that
E C#5
Salt Lake City salt lickin' biddies bogus honey stinkin' a gin
E C#5
Well my daddy was hard his face was pretty scarred from kickin' ass
And playin' poker to win
D#5 C#5 D#5
'Cause I'm a bad lonely school-boy and I'm a rat
And it's too bad can't get me none a that
E C#5 D#5
It's too bad
And it's too bad can't get me none a that
E C#5
Loose old lady my mama Katie chivalry was born at her feet
E C#5
Well she shoulda' thought twice when pa showed his dice
At night she put my daddy to sleep
D#5 C#5 D#5
'Cause I'm a bad a lonely school-boy and I'm a rat
And it's too bad can't get me none a that
C#5 D#5
It's too bad Lord it's too bad
I said it's too bad Lord it's too bad... yea
F#5 G#5
You know it's too bad... aaahh it's too bad