Key: A
Introduction:
A
Wossy, in two weeks you?ll be gone
E/A
This is my last opportunity to sing you a song
G/A
So I wanna ask a favour before
D D2
You get on with your life
A
Jonathan, I wanna make love to you
E/A
Wossy I just wanna make sweet love to you
G/A
Just once, I wanna make sweet love to you
G G/A D
Sweet love to your wife
Dm
There?s just something about her
That drives me insane
A/C#
She?s got that cute sense of humour
And a brilliant brain
Bm7
But if I?m totally honest
My feelings for Jane
A
Are mostly sexual
Dm
Don?t wanna put you and her
In an awkward position
A/C#
But I know I?d regret it
If I didn?t ask the question
Bm7
I have talked to my wife
And she gave me permission
G/A A
We both have a celebrity shag concession
G G/A D
And mine is Jane
G G/A D
Hers is Wayne Rooney
Em7
Although to be fair
G/A
There?s not much chance of scoring there
D A
Jane, in two weeks time
G
Your hubby will be out on the breadline baby
D
And surely you?re not gonna wanna be
G A
Spending time with a bum
D A
I know that in a month or three
G
He?ll have weaselled his way back onto my TV
D G
But in the meantime, would you consider me
E
For a little fun?
E/A G/A D)
Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me
Just one night, baby, you?ll be diggin? me
Dm
Jonathan I?ve always admired you
A/C#
I was nervous about our interview
Bm7
But your producers assured me
That all I had to do
G/A D
Was be totally honest...with you