Key: C
Introduction:
C G C G
Verse
C G C
Now I'm a social outcast
F C
A modern-day refugee
F G F G
Joy turns to gloom when I walk into a room
D G
They all turn their back upon me
C G C
I'm not a thug or a mugger
F Em
I've not murdered anyone yet
F G Am
But you would think I was Charles bloody Manson
D G C A
When I light up a cigarette
Bridge
D G C G
Verse
C G C
Some folk get their kicks from alcohol
F C
Some stuff their nose with cocaine
F G F G
Some folk like knocking old women about
D G
Some like tae batter their weans
C G C
There's masochists, sadists or rapists
F Em
Folk that like dressing in drag
F G Am
I'm no' like them, that's no' my game
D G C A
Gimme peace just to light one more fag
Bridge
D G C G
Verse
C G C
You can snuff it doing too much exercise
F C
You can snuff it not doing enough
F G F
You can snuff it by eating too little
G D G
You know, you can snuff it eating too much
C G C
You can snuff it staying out late at night
F Em
You can snuff it lying in your bed
F G Am
So my way of snuffing is to keep right on puffing
D G C A
It's on my own bloody head
D G C G
It's on my own bloody head
Outro
C G C
Spare a thought for all the smokers
F C
Doing their bit for the Crown
F G F G
Remember when a smoker lights up
D G C A
He's keeping your income tax down
Yes he is
D G C
He's keeping your income tax down