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C#m B A E
I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
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Skipper Dan is the name
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And I'm doing 34 shows every day, and every time it's the same
C#m B A E
Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears
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Just like they've done for the last 50 years
C#m B A E
Now I'm laughing at my own jokes, but I'm crying inside
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Ah, but don't bother trying to IMDB me,
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The only place you might possibly see me,
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Is riding my little boat around Adventureland,
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It ain't exactly what I planned but
C#m B A E
I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
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Skipper Dan is the name
C#m B A E A E B
And I'm doing 34 shows every day, and every time it's the same
C#m B A E
I would've killed if I'd been in Speed-the-Plow
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But what's the difference that's all behind me now
C#m B A E
'Cause I'm paying the rent and I'm swallowing my pride
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And I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride
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I should be there on Broadway, knocking 'em dead in 12 Angry Men
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But instead I'm here telling these lame jokes
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Again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again!
REPEAT CHORUS CHORDS FROM EARLIER OVER THE JUNGLE JOKES
C#m B A E
I should've listened when my Grandfather said
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Why don't you major in business instead?
C#m B A E
Now my hopes are vanished and my dreams have all died
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C#m B A E
Tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
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Skipper Dan is the name
C#m B A E A B
And I'm doing 34 shows every day, and every time it's the same
C#m B A E
Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears
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Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears!
C#m B A E
Always said I'd be famous, I guess that I lied
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'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride
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I'm still working on the Jungle Cruise ride!