Key: C
Introduction:
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She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
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She was round in the places she?s supposed to be round
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You can take that waitress or the blonde over there
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But stand back John, that?s the size I wear
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In a neighborhood bar not too far from here
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Me and old John, we were chugging some beers
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Friday night about a half past ten
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When a Flock of secretaries came strutting in
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The one in the front was a little too tall
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The one in the back, she was flat as a wall
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But the one in the middle, as cute as could be
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The one in the middle was looking at me
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Yeah she was five foot two, about 95 pounds
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She was round in the places she was supposed to be round
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Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there
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But stand back John, that?s the size I wear
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I said ?do you wanna dance,? she said ?yes I do?
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We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too
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Now John didn?t like it but he was being a friend
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He danced with this one and that one and this one again
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A slow song came on, we were locked down tight
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John said ?hey buddy, you can?t hog her all night?
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Well you?re a mighty big feller but I don?t care
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Stand back John, that?s the size I wear
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She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
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She was round in the places she was supposed to be round
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Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there
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But stand back John, that?s the size I wear
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Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds
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She was round in the places she was supposed to be round
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Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there
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But stand back John, that?s the size I wear
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Hey you?re a mighty big fella but I don?t care
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Stand back John, that?s the size I wear
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Stand over there John, I?ll be done in just a minute