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Introduction: Em Am B Em Em Am B Em
Em Am
Van Gogh and Hemingway, they had it easy
B
Though I still have both ears, I too lost my mind (Dachau!)
Em Am
Artists seem harnessed to become a part of this
B Em
Heartless camaradarie-less world without wine!
C G D Em
All gothic authors who toss out their water with hots for the vodka, they will always miss
Cm Gm D B
Painters and dancers with insecure answers who force themselves to vomit and slice at their wrists!
Em Am B Em
Consider if you will, a man or woman, who walk across walkways, along hand in hand
Am
What if they were born to be romantic, ornery...
B
Hopeless and horny and worse than the worst of all those with the curse of the arts?!
Em B7
Yes, I confess
G C
That at best I&rsquo m obsessed
Em B7
How could love be more true
Em B7
Than if you&rsquo re crazy too?
Oh&hellip Woah!
Em C Em
'Cause melody&rsquo s a sickness
Am Em
Harmony&rsquo s a blight, augh!
B
Songwriters should not date
B7
Songwriters should not date
B7 Em
Songwriters should not date those who songwrite!