Chords
Short People By Newman From Seinfeld

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Introduction:  A  

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What should we do
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Oh, What should we do
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These tiny aliens want to turn us into space slaves
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We only have one chance
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Yeah, we only have one shot
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To beat them in a competition of our choice
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We should challenge them in a game of Basketball
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I don?t know much, yeah I don?t know much at all
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But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball
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Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule
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This plan is foolproof
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Oh, it?s a foolproof plan
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I guess we?re assuming that these aliens don?t have undisclosed powers (Or something)
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Cause that would suck, man
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Oh, that would really bust my gourd
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If they could do something crazy like harness NBA player?s skills
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We should challenge them in a game of Basketball
         B                                         D                                     A 
I don?t know much, yeah I don?t know much at all
             B                                           D                                       A 
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball
                 B                                         D                                                   A 
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule (2x)