Key: D
Introduction:
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it's kind of hard to wear high heels
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or slip on banana peels
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how does she get in and out of tubs?
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i hope she don't get mad
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i hope she thinks this song is good not bad
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cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs
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no fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows
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no phalanges no knobby knees to knock
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she don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
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she's always in the stands, she's nubs
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she can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
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She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
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No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs
now comes the interlude, guitar 1 keeps playin this chord progression and guitar 2
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I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
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I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no
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It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
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and told her I'd see her at the next club
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she got into a pack and some guy put her on his back,
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she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub
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she's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
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but without calves or thighs, she's nubs
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It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
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when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs
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she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs... etc etc
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oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
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but boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs