Key: D
Introduction: G A G A D D/C Bm7 D D/C Bm7 D D/C Bm7 D D/C Bm7 G A G A G A G A D D/C Bm7 D D/C Bm7
G A
I hope you get your invitation
G
It is here for you
G A
Listen to the conversation
G A
Playing pretty tunes
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Sorry I can't wait for you
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I couldn't stand to stay
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You have to get right out of here
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You have to get away
G A
I had to pay the doorman
G A
Just to let me use the door
G A
I had to use a muscleman
G A
To pick me off the floor
G
They're making up things
A
That we've all heard before
F# G
Like romance and engage and divorce
(Fall in love...)
G A
You have to be crazy to stay in this place
F# G
You just have to laugh at it all
(Ha ha ha...)
G A
I met this girl and called her ma
G A
I called her everything
G A
I called her fab and Mrs. Fish
G A
I didn't get her name
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She's making me a pair of shoes
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So I can run away
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She's making me a plastic wig
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She's making me again
G A
I didn't want to put you on
G A
Or take you down at all
G A
Or leave you here so all alone
G A
Or put you in a room
G A
I had to pay the doorman
F# G
Just to let me use the door
(Fall in love...)
G A
I had to use a muscleman
F# G
To pick me off the floor
(She is mine...)
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G
Some people are dancing
A
And some fall in love
F# G
To the music of military tunes
G A
You have to be crazy to stay in this place
F# G
You have to get out of it all
G A
They're making up things that we've all heard before
F# G
Like romance and engage and divorce
G A
You have to be crazy to stay in this place
F# G
You just have to laugh at it all
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