Key: E
Introduction:
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Well, I guess it was back in '63
When eatin' my cookin' got the better of me lead guitar
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So I asked this little girl I was goin' with to be my wife
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Well, she said she would...So I said,'I do'
But I'da said, 'I wouldn't'.If I'da just knew how sayin' 'I do'
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Was gonna screw up all o' my life
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Well, the first few years weren't all that bad
I'll never forget the good times we had
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Cause I'm reminded every month when I send her the child sup-port
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Well, it wasn't too long til the lust all died
And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised
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The day I came home and found my suitcase sittin'out on the porch
CHORDED VERSES
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Well, I tried to get in, she changed the lock
A
....Then I found this note taped on the mailbox that said
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....'Goodbye, turkey...My attorney will be in touch'
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So I decided right then and there
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...I was gonna do what's right...Give 'er her fair share
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...But, brother, I didn't know her share was gonna be that much
CHORUS
A
She got the gold mine (She got the gold mine)
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I got the shaft (I got the shaft)
A
They split it right down the middle
B(Bass)
And then they give her the better half
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Well, it all sounds sorta funny
A
But it hurts too much to laugh
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She got the gold mine,..I got the shaft
DRUM VERSES
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Now listen up...you ain't heard nothin' yet
Why, they give 'er the color televison set
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Then they give 'er the house, the kids and both of the cars
See
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Well, then they started talkin' about child support,
alimony..And the costs to the court
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Didn't take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was
CHORDED VERSES
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I'm tellin' ya, they have made a mistake
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..'Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes
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..Besides, everythin' I ever had worth takin'they've already took
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While she's livin' like a queen on alimony
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...I'm workin' two shifts, eatin' baloney
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...Askin' myself, 'Why didn't you just learn how to cook?'
CHORUS
A
They give her the gold mine (She got the gold mine)
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They give me the shaft (I got the shaft)
A
They said they splittin' it all down the middle
B(Bass
But she got the better half
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Well, it all sounds sorta funny
A
But it hurts too much to laugh
E B E
She got the gold mine,..I got the shaft
CHORUS INSTRUMENTALLY
E A
Well, She got the gold mine (She got the gold mine)
E
I got the shaft (I got the shaft)
A
They split it all down the middle
B(Bass
But they give her the better half
E
Well, it all sounds mighty funny(Ooh, ooh, ha ha ha)
A
But it hurts too much to laugh
E B E
She got the gold mine,.I got the shaft
OUTRO VERSE
B E
Yea, I ain't kiddin..I got the shaft
B E
...But I don't have to worry about totin' a billfold anymore
B
....Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
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....I let my wife tote it...I'm gonna be carryin' food stamps
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You get it, judge...I'm gonna be indebted
B E
...That's not funny....Huh...
B
...Contempt of court.
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What do you mean..I'm in contempt of court