Key: G
Introduction:
G C
She's gonna hand you a red-headed Gabriel,
G C
Coming from the bar in a plastic tie.
G C
He's gonna swing from the Tree of Life.
G C
He's gonna try to sell you on a great big lie.
C
But when you speak to her,
D
Her eyes light up.
G Em
The music spills right into your cup.
C D
The minstrels play and the waitress brings ice.
G
There are pies on a carousel.
Em
Have a slice.
C
But watch out.
D G D G
She ain't no good for you.
He's gonna spin like the tractor pull.
C
But watch out.
D G Em
She ain't no good for you.
C
I say watch out.
D
She ain't no good for you.
She'd like to put you in her zoo,