Key: A
Introduction: A
A
Well there ain't many sheilas where I come from
E
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
'N' they recon I got the ugliest one
A
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
'N' if ya had a dog that looked like that
D
You'd shave its arse 'n' teach it to walk backwards
E
But you couldn't teach an animal to fuck like that
A
So she's the sorta sheila for me.
Chorus: (play this after each verse)
E A
Yeah, she's the sorta sheila for me
E
She's the sorta sheila for me
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin' but
A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
Well there's no politically correct word for fuckin' fat
A
Yeah you know the best bit is she's deaf 'n' dumb
D
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
E
So I'm not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was
E A (normal strum pattern)
E A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
E A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
E A E A
She's the sorta sheila for me.