Key: A
Introduction:
G#7 G#7/4
She hates my mama, she hates my daddy too.
G#7 G#7/4
She loves to tell me, she hates the things I do.
G#7 C#9
She loves to lie beside me, almost every night.
G#7 D#9 G#7 D#9
She's no lady, she's my wife.
G#7 G#7/4
The preacher asked her, and she said, "I do."
G#7 G#7/4
The preacher asked me, she says, "He does too!"
G#7 C#9
The preacher says, "I pronounce you ninety nine to life!
G#7 D#9 G#7
Man, she's no lady she's your wife!"
C#9
I can't remember how I met her,
G#7 A7 G#7
Seems, she's always been hangin' here off my right arm,
C#9
I can't remember how I ever,
A7 A#7 D#9
Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm.
Now, even though she likes the smell of that French perfume,