Key: B
Introduction:
Bm D
Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
Fm A
this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
Bm D Fm A
brushes ever so gently against some boobs.
Bm D
I guess it's hard to believe that one man
Fm A
could have a ponytail this sensitive and
Bm D Fm A
distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you.
verse 2
Bm D
I know my haiku's are freaking intense
Fm A
but even the words I made up to sound French
Bm D Fm A
don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.
Bm D
I would show up for our pottery class
Fm A
dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache
Bm D Fm A
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars.
D E Fm
Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.
A
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
D E Fm A
Screwing you on the beach at night. x2
One milkshake, two straws.
D E Fm
Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.
A
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
D E Fm A
Screwing you on the beach at night. x2
Outro
Bm
Don't I (Don't I)
D
Sound so (Sound so)
Fm
Sexy (Sexy)
A
Echo (Echo.) x2
Release the doves!