Key: E
Introduction:
E
She slams the front door
B
'cause she knows that I can't stand it
A
Gives me the finger
B
'cause she knows I'm wrapped around it.
E
She calls me sweetheart
B
'cause she knows it makes me weak.
A
She stepped in dog pooh
B
And I'm still kissing her feet.
E B
Can you believe how this girl
A B E D# D C#
Treats me like a king?
A E
She took more than she gave to me
A E
I gave my love, I got an S-T-D
A
And if she comes home,
B E
I hope that she'll marry me.
A E
I want to tell her that it's over now
A E
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
A B
I think that my girlfriend
C#m A
Is bad for my mental health
B
And now I'm scaring myself.
E B
The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it.
A B
That's why she always insists that I go on it
E B
She told my friends that I need therapy
A B
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy
E B
Can you believe how this girl
A B E D# D C#
Treats me like a king?
A E
She took more than she gave to me
A E
I gave my love, I got an S-T-D
A
And if she comes home,
B E
I hope that she'll marry me.
A E
I want to tell her that it's over now
A E
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
A B
I think that my girlfriend
C#m A
Is bad for my mental health
B
And now I'm scaring myself.
E
I'm waking up
B
I'm getting out.
A
waking up
B
getting out.
E
I'm waking up
B
getting out.
A
waking up
B
getting out.
A E
I want to tell her that it's over now
A E
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
A B
I think that my girlfriend
C#m A
Is bad for my mental health
A E
She took more than she gave to me
A E
I gave my love, I got an S-T-D
A
And if she comes home,
B E
I hope that she'll marry me.
A E
I want to tell her that it's over now
A E
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
A B
I think that my girlfriend
C#m A
Is bad for my mental health
B
And now I'm scaring myself.