Key: F
Introduction: Dm C Gm Dm C Gm
Dm C
When she turned eighteen she went astray
Gm Dm
With her brother's dealer, so they say
Dm C
She had the baby yesterday
Gm Dm
Perhaps it's just a rumour
Dm C
They kept her prisoner growing up
Gm Dm
Told her Jesus was enough
Dm C
She's really into dirty stuff
Gm Dm
Perhaps it's just a rumour
And if you asked her she'd say
Dm
I'm just tryin' to work out
C Gm Dm
How to be like myself
Dm
I'm just tryin' to work out
C Gm Dm
These cards I've been dealt
Dm C
See that girl she's looking great
Gm Dm
She used to be quite overweight
Dm C
She may not be entirely straight
Gm Dm
Perhaps it's just a rumour
Dm C
Always did as she was told
Gm Dm
Apparently she's on the dough
Dm C
Spends it all on alcohol
Gm Dm
Perhaps it's just a rumour
Dm
I'm just tryin' to work out
C Gm Dm
How to be like myself
Dm
I'm just tryin' to work out
C Gm Dm
These cards I've been dealt
Dm
'Cause she did it, she did it
C
Her bed is forbidden
Gm
He's fitting she isn't
C
She keeps her face hidden
Dm
She told 'em good riddance
C
Her sister brought with 'em
Gm
She wishes she didn't
C
And now they're all singing
Dm
I'm just tryin' to work out
C Gm Dm
How to be like myself
Dm
I'm just tryin' to work out
C Gm Dm
These cards I've been dealt
Dm
I'm just tryin' to work out
C Gm Dm
How to be like myself
Dm
I'm just tryin' to work out
C Gm Dm
These cards I've been dealt
Dm
She did it, she did it
C
Her bed is forbidden
Gm
He's fitting she isn't
C
She keeps her face hidden
Dm
She told 'em good riddance
C
Her sister brought with 'em
Gm
She wishes she didn't
C
And now they're all singing
Dm
I'm just tryin' to work out
C Gm Dm
How to be like myself
Dm
I'm just tryin' to work out
C Gm Dm
These cards I've been dealt
Dm
Just tryin' to work out
C Gm Dm
How to be like myself
Dm
I'm just tryin' to work out
C Gm Dm
These cards I've been dealt