Chords
Rocks Instead Of Rice

Key: F

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
F      C      Am  G    C  
C         Am         F                      G                                      C              Am  F  G  
Long white Limousine pulls up to the church
     C         Am              F                      G                    C              Am  F  G  
A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
     C                                 Am            F                                 G                      C      Am  F  G  
I didn't get an invit- ation but I'm here any- way
          C  Am         F                            G                                    C  
And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day
                        F                              Am    G  
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
                  F                              Am    G  
And it might not be too nice
                F                                         G         C  
But I wish we were all just standing around
                                        Am    G                    C  
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice
C         Am                            F                      G                                 C         Am  F  G  
Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke
C                 Am            F                      G                                                 C  Am  F  G  
Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks
                  C                                         Am                 F                                      G                                         C  Am  F  G  
If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair
                                                C                                 Am                                                      F  
And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better
                  G                                    C  
In the you know where
                        F                              Am    G  
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
                  F                              Am    G  
And it might not be too nice
                F                                         G         C  
But I wish we were all just standing around
                                        Am    G                    C  
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice
                  F                                                 C                                                 Am            G                    C  
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na
                  F                                                 C                                                 Am            G            C  
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na
                          Am                                              G                                                                              F  
Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere
Am                                              G                                                         D  
Place your bets, my money's on less than a year
                        F                              Am    G  
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
                  F                              Am    G  
And it might not be too nice
                F                                         G         C  
But I wish we were all just standing around
                                        Am    G                    C  
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice
                     F                                         G         C  
Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around
                                        Am    G                                    C  
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice,
             F                                                 C                                                 Am            G                    C  
Hey, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na
                  F                                                 C                                                 Am            G            C  
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na