Key: F
Introduction:
F C Am G C
C Am F G C Am F G
Long white Limousine pulls up to the church
C Am F G C Am F G
A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
C Am F G C Am F G
I didn't get an invit- ation but I'm here any- way
C Am F G C
And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day
F Am G
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
F Am G
And it might not be too nice
F G C
But I wish we were all just standing around
Am G C
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice
C Am F G C Am F G
Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke
C Am F G C Am F G
Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks
C Am F G C Am F G
If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair
C Am F
And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better
G C
In the you know where
F Am G
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
F Am G
And it might not be too nice
F G C
But I wish we were all just standing around
Am G C
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice
F C Am G C
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na
F C Am G C
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na
Am G F
Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere
Am G D
Place your bets, my money's on less than a year
F Am G
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
F Am G
And it might not be too nice
F G C
But I wish we were all just standing around
Am G C
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice
F G C
Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around
Am G C
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice,
F C Am G C
Hey, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na
F C Am G C
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na