Key:
Introduction: E A E A E A D E A E A E A D E A E A E A D E A E A E A D
A E
There's no stopping the cretins from hopping
A E
You got to keep it beating for all the hopping cretins
B E
Cretin!
B E
Cretin!
A E
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
A E
My feet won't stop doing the Cretin Hop
B E
Cretin!
B E
Cretin!
N.C.
E A E A E A D
Cretins want to hop some more
N.C.
E A E A E A D
All good cretins go to heaven
A E
There's no stopping the cretins from hopping
A E
You got to keep it beating for all the hopping cretins
B E
Cretin!
B E
Cretin!
A E
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
A E
My feet won't stop doing the Cretin Hop
B E
Cretin!
B E
Cretin!
N.C.
E A E A E A D
Cretins want to hop some more
N.C.
E A E A E A D
All good cretins go to heaven
E
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2.) "Rockaway Beach"