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I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint 'cause
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I was broke but my focal point was
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This wasn&rsquo t no regular bar
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It was a spot where robots were ready to spar
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And one night, Megatron rolled in
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He ordered Pennzoil, drank it straight from a can
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His plan was to go and get wasted again
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Standing next to Mega Man with a drink in his hand
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Now Megatron was... rambunctious, hoping to lay
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That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid
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He said, &ldquo Hey, baby, can I lube your parts?
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We can put our metal together, produce a spark&rdquo
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Now, she was praying for a man to defend her
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From the offender, her friend Bender
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Walked in and wopped, clocked, socked him
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In the jaw, then he saw Dr. Robotnik
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And Robotnik was about to attack
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And Terminator grabbed a bottle, saying, &ldquo I&rsquo ll be back&rdquo
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'cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years
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Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears, ha ha
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Now, Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right
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And he screamed, &ldquo It&rsquo s a robot bar fight!&rdquo
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And Robocop busted in to stop &lsquo em
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Started shooting at Robotnik: Blaka! Blaka!
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Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus
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One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis
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Before Robocop could say he was sorry
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In jumped her boyfriend Wall-E
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Wall-E rolled up, pretty upset
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He took Robocop&rsquo s gun, pistol-whipped him in the neck
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And everybody ran, he was fixing to shoot
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At R2 and C-3PO kissin&rsquo in a booth
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Oh snap! It&rsquo s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen a...?)
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Oh no! It&rsquo s a robot bar fight (You ain&rsquo t never seen a...)
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Oh snap! It&rsquo s a robot bar fight (You ain&rsquo t never seen a...)
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Once Wall-E got the gat, he went crazy and snapped
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He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap
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Every single robot left in the place
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Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space
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Wall-E paused for a moment for a re-up
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So I fled out the back with Maria
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She wasn&rsquo t hurt except a scratch on her shoulder
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So I took her back to my home and I boned her
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Ha ha ha...
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