Key: G
Introduction:
G C
well welcome everybody to Willies place
D G
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
G C
we got everything, the only thing that we lack
D G
is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac
G C
I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac
D G
To drive me around in her cadillac
G C
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
D G
I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac
G C
we'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass
D G
a fucking machine that never runs out of gas
G C
a body like nobody's ever seen before
D G
she recently inherited a liquor store
Chorus
G C
well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
D G
she doesn't give shit if I stay out all night
G C
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
D G
take of our clothes then we fuck in a pile
Chorus
G C
Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
D G
the best in the west at cooking chinese food
G C
she doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes
D G
she always compliments me on the size of my hose
Chorus
G C
we'll make her three feet tall
D G
and stand about to here
G C
with a flat spot on her head
D G
so I can rest my beer
Chorus