Key: C
Introduction:
E
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(E) (F) (G)
D
I?ve tried horses
A
I?ve tried sheep
D
I?ve tried cows
A
I beat my meat
D
When I?m with a chicken
A
I feel at home
D
She rubs my dick
A
Till it begins to foam
D
I wanted you to go out with me
A
But you won?t
D
Now chickens make me hard
A
And you don?t
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