Key: C
Introduction: C
C E Am Am/G
I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator
F7M C G
snaps when you step on board
E Am
And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head
And get mangled by the downstairs revolving door
C E Am Am/G
And I was kidding when I said I hope the number 103 bus
F C G
Hits and makes a pancake out of you
Am E
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
F G C G
Isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?
And I don't really want to see your taxi on the 59th street bridge
E Am
You thought I didn't have a temper
E Am
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, surprise
E Am
But I really don't want to see you dismembered by the marijuana-
sniffing dogs
Am E
I'm sorry, forgive me
Am E
I'm swallowing my pride, I'd feel so guilty if you died
Oh I'm sorry, but I'm still mad at you.