Key: A
Introduction:
Ab Fm
You and me, we're not the same
Gb Fm
I am a sinner, you are a saint
Ab Fm
When we get to the pearly gates
Gb
You'll get the green light
Fm
I'll get the old door in the face
Pre-Chorus
Db Fm
Doo-doo-doo
E Db
I'm a loser, a disgrace
N.C.
Ab Fm
I've found love in the strangest place
Gb Fm
Tied up and branded, locked in a cage
Ab Fm
I say I'm gonna stage a great escape
Gb Fm Db
Let loose and love all things, the things that are out of place
Pre-Chorus
Fm
Doo-doo-doo
E Db
I'm a loser, a disgrace
Fm E Db
You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face
Hook
Bb B C
I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot
Db
I've got problems
Fm Bb
Not just ones that are little
Db
It's those people problems
Fm Bb
That's something to consider
Fm Bb Ab
When you come for dinner at my place
Fm
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Db
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ab
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
N.C.
Ab Fm
I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames
Gb
They get the ball on me
N.C
Ab Fm
Some say strange be a stranger's game
Gb
Some go to baseball
Fm Db
Some go debase a face they can't seem to save
Pre-Chorus
Fm
Doo-doo-doo
E Db
I'm a loser, a disgrace
Fm E Db
You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face
Hook
Bb B C
I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot
Db
I've got problems
Fm Bb
Not just ones that are little
Db
It's those people problems
Fm Bb
That's something to consider
Fm Bb Ab
When you come for dinner at my place
Bridge
Ab
Woo!
B
Yeah!
Gb Ab
Ab B Gb Ab
Hahahaha!
Solo
Db Bb
Outro/Chorus
Db
I've got problems
Fm Bb
Not just ones that are little
Db
It's those people problems
Fm Bb
That's something to consider
Fm Bb
When you come for dinner at my
Fm Bb
Something to consider
Fm Bb Ab
When you come to dinner at my place